I am a writer and a musician, so basically I'm just like everybody else. Bass clarinetist, soprano, fanfic writer, aspiring novelist, mostly retired professional dominatrix, and kind of irrelevant. Loyal mother, daughter, and dedicated wife, but I tend to fall irrationally in love on a daily basis. I ship mostly non-canon Klaine, Niff, and Kurtbastian, but I tend to not kick anyone out of bed if they're written well or the pictures are pretty :) I reblog pics of Chris Colfer/Kurt Hummel, Grant Gustin/Sebastian Smythe/The Flash, and on occasion Blaine Anderson. I porn blog and tag accordingly. Currently have an inexplicable obsession with Jake Bass #thebadboybass and a huge crush on Ricky Roman #somecallme-roman. My inbox is always open, even if you don't follow me, especially to abused subs, so stop on by ;)
My Kurtbastian Masterlist can be found at http://fmhartz91.tumblr.com/post/86052951011/kurtbastian-masterlist,
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.